Obamacare

Joe finally gets the approval from his insurance to go see the specialist. He waits about an hour after his scheduled appointment time but he finally gets in to see the doctor. “So what’s the problem?” “Well… I got this rash on my vagina doc” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah.” “How’d you get it?” “The rash or the cunt?” “The cunt.” “Hospital …

And in Other News…

In other news, a grandmother, seemingly passed on, disappeared from her casket 2 weeks after she was pronounced dead. She was kept in the morgue for the two weeks and her body was transferred to the casket that very morning but during the procession, it was discovered by the bearers that her casket was in fact empty. The confused party …