Over the Hill

It’s not something you can really prepare yourself for. Even though you know it’s coming. You think you know all about it. That you’re ready for it. That it is already happening, that you will just gradually grow old and the incremental changes will not come with a sudden sting because they all do not come at once. Because if age is just a number then aging is just the gradual accumulation of abuses …

Ashley

I got too excited again and started talking way too much about some weird shit. Something about how jizz turns green with age if you leave it out. But she just keeps hitting those keys on that iPhone all tuned out. The TV in the corner blares highlights from the Olympics. Speedwalking. Jesus Christ that’s an Olympic sport now. I …